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They Reviewed My "Vancouver Tantric Massage" on a Forum – Here's What's Changed

  • Writer: Haruhi 'S Unleashed
    Haruhi 'S Unleashed
  • May 1
  • 3 min read

When I was in Egypt, an YVR client once told me, "Haruhi, I found your reviews on a forum."

I hadn't seen them. So I looked.


The thread was titled:

Anyone try this cd out for a massage? Can’t find any info.


Tabby catgirl  laghs while reading her review on a laptop in a desert with pyramids (inspired by Giza), glowing moon, and ancient statues under a starry sky.
me laughing when I read some of the reviews

Right away, I was amused. CD. Crossdresser. The need to label. Language is limited, and bodies like mine confuse the categories people reach for instinctively. I guess you can call me a CD, but I would rather be called a Qariwarmi, an Okama, an Enby or a Trava.

But we can talk about identity another time. This post is about what really matters:


the quality of your experience when you book a sensual massage in Vancouver with me.


What the Review Got Right

A detailed review from a client who'd visited more than once stood out. He was thorough, funny, and brutally honest. Here's what he said:

"She has a good personality, and seems to prefer a connection, so we sat and chatted for a while over tea after I showered.""The Massage, now I enjoy a firm massage, and it takes a lot for me to tap out, this girl had me close, but you feel amazing after.""Has a great hard cock, but doesnt cum......except for special occasions"

Connection over transaction. That's still my ethos. My tension release massage ($150) is the foundation of everything I offer. Whether you're looking for a deep, therapeutic massage in Vancouver's West End or a full lingam massage that edges you into oblivion, the quality of my touch is what keeps people coming back. This reviewer came back multiple times for the massage alone.

And yes—I still don't perform orgasms on demand. I'm a tantric provider, not a faucet. If I come, it's real.


The Critiques (And What I Did About Them)

He also wrote:

"Nothing about the session is hot the massage is great the sexy time part is pretty boring""BJ with condom......and its a thick ass one so doesnt feel like anything""She wanted to be on top but all she does is rock her hips, no feeling"

I heard this. Since that review:

  • I switched to ultra-thin condoms. No more numbness. My covered BJ now feels like skin, not rubber.

  • I've deepened my practice. My lingam massage ($180) now includes a choice of BJ or prostate stimulation, and I'm far more present, responsive, and playful during full service.

  • No more roommates. My incall is a clean, private, quiet space near Denman and Davie in Vancouver—perfect for a relaxing, uninterrupted session.

I'm not the same practitioner who fumbled through that appointment. I'm a trans tantric masseuse who's been training continuously, refining her craft, and learning to read bodies better every week.


The Complicated Bits

One commenter said:

"She seems to be controlled by her emotions and feelings at the time. so be prepared for different attitudes."

Another added:

"Deep down she still holds that man hating grudge."

I don't hate men. I am selective. I need connection, respect, and genuine desire—not a mechanical exchange. If you show up present and curious, you'll meet a Vancouver tantric switch who is warm, grounded, and fully engaged. If the energy isn't right, I might be a little guarded. That's not unpredictability. That's being a real human offering conscious erotic touch.


What I Offer Now – Near Denman & Davie

If you're searching for a massage with a happy ending in Vancouver that goes beyond the quick release, here's my current menu:

  • Tension Relief Massage – $150 (deep, firm, finishes with a relaxing hand release)

  • Lingam Massage – $180 (tantric journey, edging, choice of BJ or prostate add-on)

  • Full Service / GFE – rates vary (connection-based, collaborative, nothing mechanical)

  • Four-Hands Massage – occasional availability with a cis female partner

  • Sensual Domination / Roleplay – for the curious and brave

Everything happens in a safe, private incall near English Bay. No interruptions. No thick condoms. No awkward roommates.


A Small Request (Some Light Simping Welcome)

If you've seen me—whether for a deep tissue massage /Vancouver tantric massage locals swear by, a tantric healing session, or something wilder—please consider leaving a review. A forum comment, a blog reply, a DM I can quote. Honesty is more valuable than flattery. But if something moved you, saying so helps the next person who's searching for an authentic trans provider in Vancouver find their way here.

Think of it as a tiny act of simping. I'll accept it with wet eyes and a smile. 😊💧

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