My Menu (Yes, I Call It That Now) — Vancouver Trans Tantric Services & Rates
- Haruhi 'S Unleashed
- Mar 1
- 4 min read
The first time someone asked me for a "menu," I got a bit offended. Maybe even triggered. There was something dehumanizing about being approached that way — especially because I was trying to offer something different. More tantric. Less transactional.
I think I didn't even bother to reply. Or if I was in a particularly "hating rude men" season, I might have replied with a curse.
I was very prideful in my beginnings.
Eventually, I figured out that approach wasn't working for me. Through many, many exchanges with clients, potential clients, and yes — timewasters — I landed on a middle ground. A way to communicate my services with nuance and depth, but simple enough for even those who are used to speaking in monosyllables.
Now I even find it funny to call it my menu.
Come eat me. Or let me cook for you. 😼
My Usual Offerings
1. Tension Release Massage (TRM) — $150
A grounding, restorative session focused on melting away physical tension and mental stress.
Long, slow strokes and mindful touch invite deep relaxation and relief, helping your body unwind completely. The session concludes with a nice, sweet hand release.
Best for: The tired, the stressed, the ones who need to unclench before anything else can happen.
2. Lingam Massage (LM) — $180
This is the one I recommend for newbies.
A full-body tantric journey that starts with complete body stimulation and slowly, deliberately focuses on the lingam. It builds waves of pleasure and sensual awareness, awakening every nerve and guiding you toward a blissful release. The experience can finish with me giving some head (iykwim😋) or with prostate stimulation.
Light, loving touch from you to me is allowed. But the focus is on your experience — on learning what your body can do when someone takes their time.
Best for: The curious. The ones who think they've felt everything and suspect they haven't.
3. Sensual Domination Massage (SDM)
A more intense and ritualistic version of the Lingam Massage, weaving in elements of power exchange — light impact play, sensory teasing, guided submission, and roleplay.
Before the session, you'll receive a brief survey to share your desires, curiosities, and boundaries so I can craft an experience that fits your energy.
Best for: The ones who want to surrender. The ones who've been quietly curious about letting go.
4. Massage ending w/ Full Service — starting at $250–$330
My approach to full service is both tantric and kinky — a space of exploration where we follow the energy rather than a fixed script. I prefer to see what naturally arises between us, letting curiosity and chemistry guide the encounter.
It begins with a professional full-body massage, followed by a deeply passionate tantric connection that lasts as long as you're able — typically one hour or more.
I'm open-minded and enjoy exploring a wide range of sensual and erotic dynamics, as long as everything feels mutually enjoyable and stays within safe, respectful limits.
Fair warning: I don't usually recommend a half hour. It's impersonal and makes it very hard for me to give you the best experience possible. But if time or budget is tight, ask and we'll see what's possible.
All massages can end with FS if I'm properly tipped. 🤑😈🤑
5. GFE / Longer Intimate Sessions — $450+
For those who want something unhurried, connected, and real. Multiple hours. Multiple shots. Eye contact. Conversation. The kind of session that feels less like a booking and more like a stolen afternoon with someone who sees you.
69, fetish exploration, and other requests can be part of this — let's discuss.
6. Foot Worship / Footjob — $200/hr | $150/hh | $110/15min
Devoted attention to my feet. Your tongue, my arches, a slippery finish wherever I decide.
Other Things I Enjoy (Ask Me About Availability)
These aren't always on the regular menu, but they're part of my world:
Four-hand massage with a partner
Couples work
Tantric initiation and breathwork sessions
Content creation collaborations
Bartering (at the risk of getting cursed if your offer is disrespectful 😈)
What I Need From You
When you message me, include:
Your name (or what you want me to call you)
Which service you're interested in
Your preferred time and date
A little about yourself (age, experience level, anything relevant)
I can accommodate many fantasies, but I only discuss those with people who have visited at least once. Trust first. Then play.
A Note on Rates
If my rates are genuinely out of your budget AND you genuinely WANT TO SEE ME you can try bartering — but do it respectfully. A thoughtful, creative, reasonable offer might get my attention. A lazy or entitled one will get you cursed. 😈
Location
West End, close to Denman and Davie.Incall available. Outcall considered for longer sessions.
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